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Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Don't interpret this as me returning (relax, Kaelik, you can put down your pitchfork and torches, I'll only be shitting up your message board for this one post. If I do post again, it's strictly gaming, which we mostly agree on and don't get into stupid fights)
You know Count, there are a bunch of people on this board, silva, ISP, formerly PR and Tzor, that also shit up the board. Also PL, but differently.

I don't care about people shitting up the board, but seriously, every single "stupid fight" we had was because you went out of your way to pick stupid fights with me because you hate me. Sort of like right now, when the first sentence of your first post was you calling me out as having a grudge against you for no reason.
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I'm sorry you feel that way, but I don't think we could ever come to a compromise that we both would find satisfactory.
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Shrapnel wrote:Well, I mean, it was the one redeeming feature of an otherwise terrible game..
Stop being a twatshitter.
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Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I'm sorry you feel that way, but I don't think we could ever come to a compromise that we both would find satisfactory.
I don't know what we would even be compromising about, because I didn't ask for anything, just point out that you arbitrarily pick fights with me. I didn't even ask you to stop, but I suppose it would be nice if you were aware you were doing it, so I guess you are saying that we can never compromise my desire for your self awareness with your refusal to be self aware? I don't even know.
DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.

That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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We are wasting our time. I am ceasing communications and putting you back on ignore.
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So, my book still isn't out yet, progress on the wiki is slow, and my writing is crap. Naturally, the answer to this is write more, so I'm looking at different projects. The one highest on the list of possibilities right now is a 2015 yearblog based around Cthulhu RPGs.
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no chance of getting you into MLP:FIM? O.o
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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My god, man, why did you do that?! Some things just cannot be unseen! Now I need to go pour boiling water into my eyes.

On another note:

My house has been invaded by centipedes, so I may have to change my name and enter into Witness Protection, as everyone knows that those mulit-legged bastards from hell will chase you down until they get every single last cent out of you for child care.
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Shrapnel, shut up or I'll link the Optimus Prime/Megatron mpreg. Thou knowst I can do it.
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Man, you play dirty.
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Ancient History wrote:I'll link the Optimus Prime/Megatron mpreg.
A minor teaser:
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See, this is why I stay away from the fan-infested parts of the internet.

... Of course, it's not like Kiss Players didn't already do shit a thousand times worse.
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Fuck, I got robbed.
Seriously, I had just started climbing out of debt and had all the money I had paid toward that debt stolen through a cell phone instant payment option that I had been opted into by the bank without my knowledge.
I don't want to live. Fuck this shit.
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There are worse things on the internet, if you search for them.
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Because, it's fun to mess with Shrapnel...
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Damn, Starmaker, that sucks. :sad:
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Starmaker wrote:Fuck, I got robbed.
Seriously, I had just started climbing out of debt and had all the money I had paid toward that debt stolen through a cell phone instant payment option that I had been opted into by the bank without my knowledge.
I don't want to live. Fuck this shit.
what?
how?
you had paid the money already right? so it as gone already?
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I'm really sorry to hear that, Starmaker.
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Stahlseele wrote:
Starmaker wrote:Fuck, I got robbed.
Seriously, I had just started climbing out of debt and had all the money I had paid toward that debt stolen through a cell phone instant payment option that I had been opted into by the bank without my knowledge.
I don't want to live. Fuck this shit.
what?
how?
you had paid the money already right? so it as gone already?
I was paying off a HUEG card debt. It's now back where it started.

Young Russians love monopoly money such as phone credit and other shit that might as well be dogecoin where its liquidity, usability and security is concerned. There is no security, and I mean none whatsoever; a scammer can send you a text message, then claim you entered the code they sent you in that message on their site, claim it constituted you opting in for a paid service and demand (your) money from the cellphone provider on those grounds. The cellphone provider will pay up because of course it will, they all do, and keep about 40% as a transaction fee.

Obviously, I hate monopoly money with the fury of a billion suns, and I never applied for an account and I never paid for anything except phone services with my phone balance. And yet, several times, such as when my cards were being reissued, I noticed they had signed me up for those monopoly money systems even though I specifically didn't tick the "please sign me up" box. I had to visit the office to get that shit cancelled and the asshole tellers would be like "calm the fuck down you thankless hysterical technophobic nerd bitch, we opted you in for your own good, dont you have anything better to whine about but okay we're gonna cancel, shut up already you twat".

So today I got paid, looked up my card balance to find out how much I had to set aside for debt repayment and saw it was empty, cleaned out through the mobile phone quick payment system (that I never signed up for), then presumably converted to monopoly money and to cash. 15 months of trying to climb out of debt went down the drain.
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Okay, that's it. I'm never again looking at a spoiler tag.
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There's a Noodles and Co. going in at a local strip mall. I applied as soon as I possibly could (when a "public notice of application for liquor license" or the like went up on the door mid-construction with the business name on it).
Today, there's a couple of hiring managers sitting at a table outside the still-in-construction restaurant meeting people and handling applications and the like, so I went over on my way into Starbucks.

...cue crestfall as I suddenly recognize one of them as my old manager from Panera.

There is now no chance that I will be working there, because she will not hire me. Because stupid people hate when you repeatedly point out that you know more about their job than they do, and remind them they only got the job because of bullshit "managerial" experience.

(no, I never actually told her she's fucking stupid and clueless, and only had her job because someone promoted her to manager once. I'm just a culinary student, and know how to actually properly handle food, which is fucking apparent when you're not working with teeny boppers who will do whatever stupid against-the-health-code shit you tell them to.)
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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@Starmaker
Don't you people have any consumer safety organizations over there?
Get one of them involved, chances are good they might be able to get your money back?
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Prak Anima wrote:I'm just a culinary student, and know how to actually properly handle food, which is fucking apparent when you're not working with teeny boppers who will do whatever stupid against-the-health-code shit you tell them to.
This, right here, is why I stopped working in food and became a spreadsheet cowboy. You have my absolute support with this.
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Post by Parthenon »

Does anyone know how to get rid of three freezers full of old food?

My grandfather has been out of his house and in hospital/sheltered housing for about a year and doesn't look like he's going back to the house, so we're tidying up to rent out the house. However, he has three freezers with out of date food and unlabelled leftovers.

We have a skip, but that much food, especially after days outside in the summer, is going to be hazardous waste. We have food recycling, but only about a cubic foot a week. Is there anywhere obvious to get rid of it? I live in the East of England if that makes any difference.
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